Scratch A Rock

Checklist For Becoming A Real Gentleman

Posted in Miscellany by Bharat Iyer on August 9, 2010

[x] Tweed coat

[  ] Pork-pie hat

[  ] Cane (with a sword inside)

[x] Cigarette case

[  ] Metal lighter

[x] Bigotry

[  ] Pipe {Should have one in a few months}

[x] A knowledge of esoteric and fatuous things such as the difference between a Mughal and a Timurid Turk

[  ] Opium addiction

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  1. Sharanya said, on August 9, 2010 at 1:20 am

    Bigotry? Since when? :P

    FYI, being a wannabe bigot makes you totally un-classy, by the way. Tsk tsk.

  2. Nik said, on August 19, 2010 at 4:04 am

    I snort at the title and refuse to try any harder.
    Also, would you like a wooden, gentlemanly pipe or a stoner, pretty coloured pipe?

    Sharanaya, the man—using the term in it’s broadest sense—is a complete bigot.

  3. Bharat Iyer said, on August 22, 2010 at 12:19 am

    Sharanya: Since the Jews and Blacks started thinking they had rights.

    What do you know? You’re only a woman.

    Nik: I’m torn. You pick.

    Is that so?

  4. Sharanya said, on December 4, 2010 at 1:48 am

    Anybody home?


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