Scratch A Rock

Checklist For Becoming A Real Gentleman

Posted in Miscellany by Bharat Iyer on August 9, 2010

[x] Tweed coat

[  ] Pork-pie hat

[  ] Cane (with a sword inside)

[x] Cigarette case

[  ] Metal lighter

[x] Bigotry

[  ] Pipe {Should have one in a few months}

[x] A knowledge of esoteric and fatuous things such as the difference between a Mughal and a Timurid Turk

[  ] Opium addiction

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