Scratch A Rock

Week #1 in the Box

Posted in Miscellany by Bharat Iyer on July 25, 2010
  • Plates will accumulate stains in insidious ways; you’ll find them in the least expected places.
  • The newspaper is your saviour. The Times of India works particularly well – there is less guilt when you use it for purposes other than reading.
  • Jat boys spend their day shirtless and in boxer shorts. They spend their evenings in their underwear. They can also often be found bathing together outside the bathroom using a hosepipe.
  • Jat boys think having long hair is gay.
  • When you stand outside the bathroom, wearing nothing but a towel around your waist, bucket and mug in hand, half asleep and harbouring hate for most of humanity (particularly the motherfucker who thought keeping a class at 9 AM is a good idea), seeing the fat bastard from the house across the road strolling around his terrace throwing his hands up in the air and laughing makes you toy with the idea of murder.
  • Cigarette cases are fucking awesome.
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  1. Vasudha said, on July 25, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    Jat boys are uber-cool.

    • Bharat Iyer said, on July 25, 2010 at 11:17 pm

      Especially when they are all wet, eh?

      • Vasudha said, on July 25, 2010 at 11:23 pm

        Exactly.

        P.S. Looks like they’re right about guys with long hair.

  2. Bharat Iyer said, on July 25, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    Pande: You’re just jealous cos you have no tits.

    • Vasudha said, on July 26, 2010 at 12:12 am

      :O

      That’s it. I’m not showing you my deflated airbags anymore. :P

  3. Nik said, on August 3, 2010 at 2:38 am

    Don’t be ashamed of your pretty, flowing locks. I’ll get you a brush instead of that pipe.


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