Scratch A Rock

Week #1 in the Box

Posted in Miscellany by Bharat Iyer on July 25, 2010
  • Plates will accumulate stains in insidious ways; you’ll find them in the least expected places.
  • The newspaper is your saviour. The Times of India works particularly well – there is less guilt when you use it for purposes other than reading.
  • Jat boys spend their day shirtless and in boxer shorts. They spend their evenings in their underwear. They can also often be found bathing together outside the bathroom using a hosepipe.
  • Jat boys think having long hair is gay.
  • When you stand outside the bathroom, wearing nothing but a towel around your waist, bucket and mug in hand, half asleep and harbouring hate for most of humanity (particularly the motherfucker who thought keeping a class at 9 AM is a good idea), seeing the fat bastard from the house across the road strolling around his terrace throwing his hands up in the air and laughing makes you toy with the idea of murder.
  • Cigarette cases are fucking awesome.

I’m Not Gone Yet

Posted in Miscellany, Videos by Bharat Iyer on July 5, 2010

I can explain.


The goal of every bureaucrat is to do exactly what his superior has told him to. Exactly just that.

The goal of every bureaucrat is to make sure that it’s not his fault.

On a completely unrelated note – Gotta love David Mamet.


What are you going to do about it *the most beautiful pause ever on film* asshole?