Scratch A Rock

Posted in Miscellany by Bharat Iyer on June 4, 2010

A bald, older version of me sitting with Hemingway at a cafe somewhere in the hills, even if only in someone’s dream, makes my day. Especially if I was sexier than Hemingway.

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  1. Vasudha Pande said, on June 4, 2010 at 10:31 am

    Yes, :b, go bald. And grow a beard. A long one. Then you’ll be hotter than both Hemingway and Arvind Krishnan Mehrotra. Seriously.

    I’ve asked for your autograph twice now — once in RL, and once in the dream — and I still don’t have it. :P

    • Bharat Iyer said, on June 5, 2010 at 1:43 am

      Nah, I kinda like long hair; maybe in a few months. My beard won’t grow properly. According to my friend I look like a cross between a metalhead and a satyr with my beard. >_>

      When did you ask for my autograph in real life? O.o

      • Vasudha Pande said, on June 5, 2010 at 2:05 am

        That beard looks weird on you. :|

        Once. On gtalk. And I thought I had a bad memory. :P

  2. Sharanya said, on June 4, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    :)

    • Bharat Iyer said, on June 5, 2010 at 1:44 am

      I’m just trying to figure out how WordPress could misconstrue this to be spam. :P

  3. Sharanya said, on June 4, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    (Sigh. WP spammed me. AGAIN. I’m suing them this time.)

  4. ish said, on June 5, 2010 at 12:32 am

    If I say I’m sure that’s gonna happen, does it cancel the Butter Chicken that I owe you? :P

    • Bharat Iyer said, on June 5, 2010 at 1:48 am

      Nice try.

      It’s already happened. You dumb motherfucker. :P

      • ish said, on June 5, 2010 at 9:09 am

        It’s happened in a dream, not in real life. There is still scope. Well, not really, but hey, maybe Hemingway’s ghost could visit you or something. It’ll be awesome. I’m telling you. :P

  5. Bharat Iyer said, on June 6, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Vasudha: I know, I think I’ll shave it off. Seriously? I don’t remember this at all. Maybe once you buy me that lunch. :P

    Sharanya: They most certainly don’t. Who needs fame without the money? :P

    Wow, he really doesn’t like xkcd. :D

    Ish: Hemingway’s ghost isn’t good enough. You still owe me that butter chicken. :P

  6. Nik said, on June 7, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    You have a long way to go. Currently, Hemingway’s corpse is sexier than you are.


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